Monkey slut is blown.

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beelzeburg:

This is… not any less creepy in daylight

(via kathybabycakes)

— 36 minutes ago with 34460 notes
"It’s 2am and I miss you
just like I did last night at 9pm
and just like I will tomorrow
at 6am when I wake up without you"
— 37 minutes ago with 45498 notes

shareeanne:

fukkkres:

when she ready for round two but you look down and ur meat like

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hahahahaha i can’t deal with this

— 37 minutes ago with 19503 notes
vycarious:

DON;T MOVE EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND IT’S THE FUCKIN FBI

vycarious:

DON;T MOVE EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND IT’S THE FUCKIN FBI

(Source: brutalscenequeen, via shareeanne)

— 38 minutes ago with 251696 notes

myynt:

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step, all that shit

(Source: sav4gez, via makeawishmickey)

— 2 hours ago with 187400 notes
typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

typicaltaurus:

What level did ur dog learn flamethrower

(via callyoumaybe)

— 4 hours ago with 265940 notes

dutchster:

when my post with a typo in it gets tons of notes 

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(via callyoumaybe)

— 4 hours ago with 16409 notes