I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.
"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"
This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.
friend: i’m getting mcdonalds you want anything?
me: i don’t have money
friend: it’s all good, i’ll pay
you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk
brown eyes, blue eyes, green eyes, types of hazel eyes idc just as long as u know how to eat this pussy
"women’s sexuality is something that i’m obsessed with. i think it’s weird that teenage girls know more about giving blow jobs than they do about masturbation. it makes me sick to my stomach that so many young girls think sex is just about a guy finishing."